hipstergrunt:

wake up

read the news

close the news
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mookiworld:

obscurebside:

i just sent obama’s tumblr this picture

new campaign poster

(Source: julieruin)
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neodad: you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
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becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.

(Source: laughoutloudrightnow)
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fierceful: this is the definition of perfect
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niggapus:

why did the chicken cross the road???

because fuck it, chickens are young
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yaoi-yaoieverywhere: gazzymouse: aqueousescapist: go-go-powdergangers: cyntharia: lookingforjess: Because America MY MOM BOUGHT THESE THE OTHER DAY AND I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THE NAME THE AMERICAN CREME HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH they were quite delicious though omfg im canadian and i want these. “In America we do what’s right- THE FIRETRUCK’S HERE FOR THE KITTY IN THE TREE! That’s the American waaaaaaaaay!”
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hotelmanosuke:

IMLAUGHING RELLAY HAHR D BEBARs ARE IN
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