justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

matthewsagan:

mom

illuminati

I doubt this is a coincidence. Keep an eye on her.

brook:

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

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this is the happiest thing i’ve ever seen

FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR US COLLEGE-BOUND STUDENTS

howtogrowthefuckup:

SO HELP ME GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER USE FAFSA.GOV TO FILL OUT YOUR FUCKING FAFSA.

IF YOU PAY $88 TO FILE YOUR FAFSA AT FAFSA.COM, I WILL SMACK THE DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DAMN FACES. FAFSA.COM IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE US DEPARTMENT OF ED. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU TO FILL OUT A FREE FORM.  A FREE FUCKING FORM. FREE IS THE FIRST WORD IN THE ACRONYM!

.GOV IS LOVE. .COM IS A PUTRID POOL OF FUCKERY.

-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT

tiniercrown:

witchlette:

juryrig:

shitdisco:

small shark
tiny shark

lift

hold

small friend

tiniercrown:

witchlette:

juryrig:

shitdisco:

small shark

tiny shark

lift

hold

small friend

upgraders:

*loses a fight irl* wtf bro rematch I was lagging 

raspbeary:

im 5 yrs old

raspbeary:

im 5 yrs old

spoopyshibe:

this was a real scene from a real australian movie

softchilton:

dopafiend:

image

~~OPEN RP~~
“Mudkip” Mudkip mudkipped softly

image

"Blaziken!!" Blaziken blazikened loudly and punted Mudkip into orbit.

unfrickable:

i feel better now

cubebreaker:

TurboRoo, a chihuahua born without its front legs, was given a 3D printed cart made by San Diego firm 3dyn so he could train to be a service dog for disabled children.

cactusluv:

cactusluv:

*breaks fingers* let’s do this

I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT

dt